I don’t always share some of the funny or off the wall things that G says, but I’m gonna start. Reason being a) this is my blog and b) I want to remember them! I know that kids say the darndest things or are all comedians at this age, but G is MY comedian and I want to remember this stuff. So… let’s talk about boobs…
Luke was out of town this week for work, so it was as G likes to say “meee and mommyyy” all week. As he was brushing his teeth before school, I was getting dressed with him in the bathroom when he noticed and asked me about my bra. The conversation went something like this:
Gianni: What’s that mommy?
Mommy: That’s my bra.
G: Can I wear it?
M: No, only girls wear bras.
G: Why?
M: Because girls have big boobies and we need something to hold them with. (yes… that’s all I could come up with…)
G: (raising his shirt) I have boobies.
M: Right, but you’re a boy. You don’t wear a bra. And besides, they’re small. You don’t need a bra.
G: (pointing to his nipple) But this part is gonna get big and stick out (I think it’s time for me to not get ready in front of him…)
M: G, only girls boobies get bigger.
G: Daddy has big boobies.
<insert laughter>
End of story. Luke wasn’t even there to defend himself J
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